Ralphie, in all his infinite wisdom has become a part of MySpace. To what end, we do not know.

We do know that Ralphie has awakened from his years of slumber, or perhaps drunkeness, to grace us with his own personal style.

To honor this resurrection, I wanted to create something sort of a cross between religion and Frankentstein to help in spreading the word.

I thought the rain and lightning served the purpose well. But then again, I like burlap underwear, so what do I know?

"Yes Virginia, there is a Ralphie"