Going for the Gold!!

Those of you that know me, are well aware that I grew up, left and RETURNED to the armpit of the world, Galion Ohio.

This piece pretty much sums up the level of excitement in small town Ohio. Oh to achieve the Nose Picking Gold Medal! Personally, I hadn't thought of where you'd actually make the mistake or error to get the silver or bronze. It is sort of disturbing to ponder. What would one have to do?

Remove the finger too soon? Leave a hanger upon exit? Good Gravy, eat the evidence???

Uhoh, there's a knock at the door. I bet they have syringes again. Shhh if you're still enough, they'll think we're dead!!!